{"product_id":"newsflash-iron-on-patch","title":"Newsflash!  Iron-on Patch","description":"\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eBreaking news: everything’s still a mess.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003eWhy sugarcoat reality when you can wear it? This patch captures the universal vibe of throwing your papers in the air and declaring it’s all gone to hell. Easy to iron on, impossible to ignore—stick it on your bag, jacket, or laptop sleeve and let everyone know the forecast is permanently doomed.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e• 3\"H x 2.5\"W\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Officially licensed Steven Rhodes design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Iron-on instructions included\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Snark Totes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52247495311642,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0126\/3940\/4096\/files\/image_19ca93a2-297a-4faf-87a9-3a4d27bbab38.png?v=1779213436","url":"https:\/\/pintuckandpurl.com\/products\/newsflash-iron-on-patch","provider":"Pintuck \u0026 Purl","version":"1.0","type":"link"}